Read Our XFL Rulebook!

The XFL returns in 2020, but that’s about two years too long for us! To help jumpstart Vince McMahon’s rebooted football league, we’ve written the rulebook for him! Vince wanted it simple, short, and sweet. We accepted the challenge, and have put together a rulebook that we think will play to all his interests!

Highlights include:

  • Gratuitous Quarterback protection, don’t want to put your star in danger!
  • Emphasis on exciting play while keeping things simple, because apparently football is too hard to understand.
  • Penalties: They can only be committed by the defense, because otherwise you’re just slowing things down!
  • Catch rule clarified! We think you’ll be able to figure it out.


Vince wanted it short, so our entire rulebook is only 4 pages (and that includes a glossary of terms!). Get the whole PDF right here: XFL Rulebook

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